NEWS!

23 May 2005

HOORAY FOR AUTHORS AND GUNS FOR ARMSES AND GUNS FOR HEADSES AND THINGS IN BOXES WHICH ARE NOT FOR EATING YUM YUM.

POKEY AND THE PARODY ERROR

02 May 2005 Scene: Pokey is by the ocean, an oracle is there
Oracle says: WHAT WILL YOU OFFER THE MIGHTY CEEFAX?

Scene: Pokey is by the ocean, an oracle is there
Oracle says: WHAT WILL YOU OFFER THE MIGHTY CEEFAX?

Pokey Says: I HAVE HERE A PROLOG OF CUNSUMABLES

Pokey Lists: BURIED TREASURE, BEAR KNUCKLE SANDWICHES, MEXICAN HUMPING FIENDS, AUNT ETHELS BEEN TO HULL

Oracle Says: tHAT WILL SURFACE, TELL ME YOUR CENTIPEDE.

Pokey Asks: IST THEE FROM BAAAAAAARNSLEY?

Oracle Says: AYE, APPENS I AM

Pokey Says: WHAT IS THE PUNCHLINE?

Oracle Says: THE MOVIE HAS BEEN OBSERVED

Scene: Pokey is leaving
Pokey Says: IT IS A PARODY ERROR.

BASED ON A STORY BY -SPECIAL GUEST AUTHOR- THE MAN WHO LOOKS LIKE JESUS.

PANIC IN THE ARCTIC CIRCLE

22 Mar 2005

NEWS!

08 Mar 2005

HOORAY FOR AUTHORS-A-AUTHORING!!!!

THE MUSIC MAKERS

05 Mar 2005 Scene: Pokey is in a room
Pokey says: BEHOLD! THE NEW SOUND!

Scene: Pokey is in a room
Pokey says: BEHOLD! THE NEW SOUND!

Scene: The Devil, Gustavo, Small Child, Headcheese and the Pope are in the audience

Scene: Back to Pokey
Pokey says: THE FANTASTIC!

Scene: Back to The Audience
Everyone says: HOORAY!!!!!

Scene: Back to Pokey
Pokey Says: RHYTHM AND SHOES ORCHESTRA!

Scene: 4 Guitar Playing Pokeys Have Appeared
Singing: SING SING SING!!!

Singing: SING LIKE BRIAN BLESSED!!

Singing: JESUS PICKLE LIKE BRIAN BLESSED!!

One Singing: WE ACKNOWLEDGE THE SPOON
The Rest Singing: YA YE YA

Scene: Back to the Audience, Mr Nutty has appeared
Mr Nutty Says: GET OUT OF MY SHOP

Scene: They are all leaving the shop
Pokey says: DRAT!
Gustavo says: COOKIE

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